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ANAGRAMS
(a word or
phrase made by transposing or
rearranging the letters of another
word or phrase)
These are
so clever, someone out there must
really love Scrabble!
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Dormitory |
Dirty Room |
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Evangelist |
Evil's Agent |
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Desperation |
A
Rope Ends It |
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The
Morse Code |
Here
Come Dots |
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Slot
Machines |
Cash
Lost in 'em |
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Eleven plus two |
Twelve plus one |
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The
Public Art Galleries |
Large Picture Halls, I Bet |
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A
Decimal Point |
I'm
a Dot in Place |
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Alec
Guinness |
Genuine Class |
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Princess Diana |
Ascend in Paris |
And for
the Grand Finale:
"That's
one small step for a man, one giant
leap for mankind" Neil Armstrong
The
Anagram:
"Thin man
ran; makes a large stride, left
planet, pins flag on the Moon! On to
Mars!
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A GOOD REMINDER IS
TO KEEP OUR SENSE OF HUMOR!
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Murphy's Real Laws,
Part I
1. Everyone has a
photographic memory. Some don't
have film.
2. He who laughs last,
thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine
is like, well, night.
4. Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine.
5. Back up my hard drive?
How do I put it in reverse?
6.I just got lost in
thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.
7. When the chips are
down, the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all, done it
all. Can't remember most of it.
9. Those who live by the
sword get shot by those who don't.
10. I feel like I'm
diagonally parked in a parallel
universe.
11. He's not dead. He's
electroencephalographically
challenged.
12. She's always late. In
fact, her ancestors arrived on the
"Juneflower."
13. You have the right to
remain silent. Anything you say
will be misquoted and used against
you.
14. I wonder how much
deeper the ocean would be without
sponges.
15. Honk if you love peace
and quiet.
16. Pardon my driving, I'm
reloading.
17. Despite the cost of
living, have you noticed how it
remains so popular?
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Murphy's Real Laws,
Part II
18.
Nothing is foolproof to a
sufficiently talented fool.
19. It is hard to understand how a
cemetery can raise its burial
costs and blame it on the higher
cost of living.
20. Just remember if it wasn't for
gravity, we'd all fall off.
21. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you
have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get it wrong.
22. It is said that if you line up
all the cars in the world end to
end, someone would be stupid
enough to try and pass them.
23. You can't have everything.
Where would you put it?
24. Latest survey shows that 3 out
of 4 people make up 75% of the
world population.
25. If the shoe fits, get another
one just like it.
26. The things that come to those
that wait may be the things left
by those who got there first.
27. Give a man a fish and he will
eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day
drinking.
28. Flashlight: A case for holding
dead batteries.
29. The shin bone is a device for
finding furniture.
30. A fine is a tax for doing
wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
well.
31. It was recently discovered
that research causes cancer in
rats.
32. Everybody lies, but it doesn't
matter since nobody listens.
33.I wished the buck stopped here,
as I could use a few.
34. I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it.
35. When you go into court, you
are putting yourself in the hands
of 12 people who weren't smart
enough to get out of jury duty.
36. Light travels faster than
sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them
speak.
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This one has a
strange sense of humor but very funny
too! Please send your jokes!!)
Sitting
on the side of the highway waiting to
catch speeders, A State Police Officer
sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, 'This driver is
just as dangerous as a speeder!' so he
turns on his lights and pulls the driver
over.
Approaching the car, he notices that
there are five old ladies, two in the
front seat and three in the back -
eyes wide and
white as ghosts. The driver, obviously
confused, says to him, 'Officer, I don't
understand, I was doing exactly the
speed limit! What seems to be the
problem?' 'Ma'am,' the officer replies,
'You weren't speeding, but you should
know that driving slower than the speed
limit can also be a danger to other
drivers.' 'Slower than the speed limit?'
she asked. No sir, I was doing the
speed limit exactly.... Twenty-Two miles
an hour!' The old woman says a bit
proudly.
The State
Police officer, trying to contain a
chuckle explains to her that '22' was
the route number, not the speed limit. A
bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and
thanked the officer for pointing out her
error. 'But before I let you go, Ma'am,
I have to ask... Is everyone in this car
ok? These women seem awfully shaken and
they haven't muttered a single peep this
whole time.' 'Oh, they'll be all
right in a minute officer. We just got
off Route 119.
THIS SHOULD PUT A LAUGH OR SMILE IN YOUR
DAY…….O x y m o r o n
1. Is
it good if a vacuum really
sucks?
2. Why
is the third hand on the watch
called the second hand?
3. If
a word is misspelled in the
dictionary, how would we ever
know?
4. If
Webster wrote the first
dictionary, where did he find
the words?
5. Why
do we say something is out of
whack? What is a whack?
6. Why
does "slow down" and "slow up"
mean the same thing?
7. Why
does "fat chance" and "slim
chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why
do "tug" boats push their
barges?
9. Why
do we sing "Take me out to the
ball game" when we are already
there?
10. Why
are they called " stands" when
they are made for sitting?
11. Why
is it called "after dark" when
it really is "after light"?
12.. Doesn't
"expecting the unexpected"
make the unexpected expected?
13..
Why are a "wise man" and a
"wise guy" opposites?
14. Why
do "overlook" and "oversee"
mean opposite things?
15. Why
is "phonics" not spelled the
way it sounds?
16. If
work is so terrific, why do
they have to pay you to do it?
17.. If
all the world is a stage,
where is the audience sitting?
18. If love
is blind, why is lingerie so
popular?
19. If
you are cross-eyed and have
dyslexia, can you read all
right?
20. Why
is bra singular and panties
plural?
21.
Why
do you press harder on the
buttons of a remote control
when you know the batteries
are dead?
22. Why
do we put suits in garment
bags and garments in a
suitcase?
23. How
come abbreviated is such a
long word?
24. Why
do we wash bath towels? Aren't
we clean when we use them?
25.. Why
doesn't glue stick to the
inside of the bottle?
26. Why
do they call it a TV set when
you only have one?
27. Christmas
- What other time of the year
do you sit in front of a dead
tree and eat candy out of your
socks?
28. Why do we drive on a
parkway and park on a driveway
?
I dunno, why
do we??
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