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This one has a
strange sense of humor but very funny
too! Please send your jokes!!)
Sitting
on the side of the highway waiting to
catch speeders, A State Police Officer
sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, 'This driver is
just as dangerous as a speeder!' so he
turns on his lights and pulls the driver
over.
Approaching the car, he notices that
there are five old ladies, two in the
front seat and three in the back -
eyes wide and
white as ghosts. The driver, obviously
confused, says to him, 'Officer, I don't
understand, I was doing exactly the
speed limit! What seems to be the
problem?' 'Ma'am,' the officer replies,
'You weren't speeding, but you should
know that driving slower than the speed
limit can also be a danger to other
drivers.' 'Slower than the speed limit?'
she asked. No sir, I was doing the
speed limit exactly.... Twenty-Two miles
an hour!' The old woman says a bit
proudly.
The State
Police officer, trying to contain a
chuckle explains to her that '22' was
the route number, not the speed limit. A
bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and
thanked the officer for pointing out her
error. 'But before I let you go, Ma'am,
I have to ask... Is everyone in this car
ok? These women seem awfully shaken and
they haven't muttered a single peep this
whole time.' 'Oh, they'll be all
right in a minute officer. We just got
off Route 119.
THIS SHOULD PUT A LAUGH OR SMILE IN YOUR
DAY…….O x y m o r o n
1. Is
it good if a vacuum really
sucks?
2. Why
is the third hand on the watch
called the second hand?
3. If
a word is misspelled in the
dictionary, how would we ever
know?
4. If
Webster wrote the first
dictionary, where did he find
the words?
5. Why
do we say something is out of
whack? What is a whack?
6. Why
does "slow down" and "slow up"
mean the same thing?
7. Why
does "fat chance" and "slim
chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why
do "tug" boats push their
barges?
9. Why
do we sing "Take me out to the
ball game" when we are already
there?
10. Why
are they called " stands" when
they are made for sitting?
11. Why
is it called "after dark" when
it really is "after light"?
12.. Doesn't
"expecting the unexpected"
make the unexpected expected?
13..
Why are a "wise man" and a
"wise guy" opposites?
14. Why
do "overlook" and "oversee"
mean opposite things?
15. Why
is "phonics" not spelled the
way it sounds?
16. If
work is so terrific, why do
they have to pay you to do it?
17.. If
all the world is a stage,
where is the audience sitting?
18. If love
is blind, why is lingerie so
popular?
19. If
you are cross-eyed and have
dyslexia, can you read all
right?
20. Why
is bra singular and panties
plural?
21.
Why
do you press harder on the
buttons of a remote control
when you know the batteries
are dead?
22. Why
do we put suits in garment
bags and garments in a
suitcase?
23. How
come abbreviated is such a
long word?
24. Why
do we wash bath towels? Aren't
we clean when we use them?
25.. Why
doesn't glue stick to the
inside of the bottle?
26. Why
do they call it a TV set when
you only have one?
27. Christmas
- What other time of the year
do you sit in front of a dead
tree and eat candy out of your
socks?
28. Why do we drive on a
parkway and park on a driveway
?
I dunno, why
do we??
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